By Dave Graveline, The Moors Master Association President
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Our beloved community is becoming a world-class theme park destination
Hold onto your sun hats, Moors residents — big news just broke! At last Thursday’s Master Board meeting, The Moors Master Association struck a blockbuster deal to sell the entire community to Global Fun Corp., an international entertainment giant. Their bold plan? Transform The Moors into “TropiWorld” — a tropical theme park paradise!
Exciting changes coming to our common areas
Rumor has it that pickleball courts will become lazy rivers, while front yards will feature mini-golf courses. The Salon Room will be transformed into an ice cream parlor and snack bar, and the guardhouses will become ticket booths.
And get this — the swimming pool will become a lively Tiki-themed karaoke bar, perfect for belting out your favorite tunes with a fruity drink in hand.
As for the gym? Say hello to a cutting-edge Virtual Reality Center, where you can be wherever you want to be — and whoever you want to be!
The Master Board weighs in
When asked about the move, Moors Master President Dave Graveline simply replied, “April Fools!” Rest assured, The Moors isn’t going anywhere — but wouldn’t a lazy river sound nice? Stay tuned for real updates on our website!
Dave Graveline
President, The Moors Master Association
President, Garden Homes Association
Chairman, Citizen Advisory Committee, Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office, NW District
